Monday, November 14, 2011

1976 Virginia Slims Cigarette Election Day 2-Page Print Ad

  • Original vintage magazine advertisement print
  • Page size approx 8" x 10 3/4".
  • Unique gift
  • Decorative collectible
A second-tiered triad member vying aggressively for the position of godfather is restrained by the current mob boss who isn't officially eligible for reelection. This leads to a bloody and cutthroat battle of wills between the two men, carried out in a shocking and ultra-violent fashion culminating in an ending that will take your breath away!Mean Mrs. Green is forcing everyone to run in the school election, but everyone just wants to run for their lives! YIKES!Hubie is running for president against Doris. Hubie doesn't think he stands a chance against Doris and the free ice cream that's she's giving away to voters. Mix that in with the fact that he has to do lots of crazy stuff like shaking Coach Kong's paw and Mrs. Green's claw, and kissing a bunch of babi! es to stay in the presidential race. Hubie's chances look slim, but in the end he wins by being the candidate who stands for something---not just on top of something! HA!"America run by cats and dogs?!
We humans their coddled pets and overworked beasts-of-burden?!!
Who wins Election 2008 â€" the cats or the dogs?

AMERICA’S REIGNING CATS AND DOGS! Election 2008 â€" the year’s most zany and politically corrupt spoof… Nay, politically bizarre, politically vicious... Downright politically sinful!

* BOOK-2 *
Explosions at both the Puplickin convention and the White Doghouse!
Assassination attempts on the President and various talk show hosts!
What’s next?! Orcah Swimfree, of course!

Join the herd from Book-1 of AMERICA’S REIGNING CATS AND DOGS! in yet another biting tale of political mayhem, social bedlam, and canine chaos as our country Americanimals continues getting trampled by its ruling cats and dogs as t! hey fight over Election 2008.

But now the entire An! imal Pla net is out to get our innocent country Americanimals, seeking to exploit our already tenuous humanimal toil supply; seeking to subvert our Presidentical election; even trying to get onto Orcah’s show without a ticket!

Dalmatian President Spot A. Gusher tries mightily to hold back invading Canadam beavers and Mexiclaw foxes and burros and others, at the same time struggling to solve domestic problems like the fascist terrorists of Isis the Cat, the sudden and unexplainable explosion in government employee worship; and the dire rising cost of fresh live prey for dinner.

Are the national talk shows really helping? Ruff Lickpaw, Mightyclaw Sausageâ€"driven off-shore by his “dear friends” from Isis, Dr. Roara Shredhercaller who leads the latest trend in self-help for zombies, Mudd Trudge, and even Orcah Swimfree tries her fin in talk show hosting.

And who is that mysterious creature of the night plaguing poor Senators Barkat O’Mama, Frosty! Rodehim-Clingtalon, the two not-so-innocent kittens Clawdette and Whiggers, and a certain exceedingly familiar ex-President?

It all leads to the cattyclysm of November 7th, 2008!"
"America run by cats and dogs?!
We humans their coddled pets and overworked beasts-of-burden?!!
Who wins Election 2008 â€" the cats or the dogs?

AMERICA’S REIGNING CATS AND DOGS! Election 2008 â€" the year’s most zany and politically corrupt spoof… Nay, politically bizarre, politically vicious... Downright politically sinful!

* BOOK-2 *
Explosions at both the Puplickin convention and the White Doghouse!
Assassination attempts on the President and various talk show hosts!
What’s next?! Orcah Swimfree, of course!

Join the herd from Book-1 of AMERICA’S REIGNING CATS AND DOGS! in yet another biting tale of political mayhem, social bedlam, and canine chaos as our country Americanimals continues getting trampled by its ruling cats and dogs! as they fight over Election 2008.

But now the entire A! nimal Pl anet is out to get our innocent country Americanimals, seeking to exploit our already tenuous humanimal toil supply; seeking to subvert our Presidentical election; even trying to get onto Orcah’s show without a ticket!

Dalmatian President Spot A. Gusher tries mightily to hold back invading Canadam beavers and Mexiclaw foxes and burros and others, at the same time struggling to solve domestic problems like the fascist terrorists of Isis the Cat, the sudden and unexplainable explosion in government employee worship; and the dire rising cost of fresh live prey for dinner.

Are the national talk shows really helping? Ruff Lickpaw, Mightyclaw Sausageâ€"driven off-shore by his “dear friends” from Isis, Dr. Roara Shredhercaller who leads the latest trend in self-help for zombies, Mudd Trudge, and even Orcah Swimfree tries her fin in talk show hosting.

And who is that mysterious creature of the night plaguing poor Senators Barkat O’Mama, Frosty Rodehim-Cl! ingtalon, the two not-so-innocent kittens Clawdette and Whiggers, and a certain exceedingly familiar ex-President?

It all leads to the cattyclysm of November 7th, 2008!"

From the Lunch at The Ritz 2 Go® USA Collection. This Add-A-Charm can be attached and worn as an additional piece on any of our Bracelets, Necklaces, or Pins (sold separately). All Charms are interchangeable. Start your collection today! 1.25" Long by 1.0" Wide. Gold Finish. Designed by Esme Hecht and Zander Elliott. Made in the USA. © Lunch at The Ritz Earwear, Inc.Director: Johnnie To (Sparrow, Breaking News) Starring: Louis Koo (Accident, Overheard), Gordon Lam, Nick Cheung (Beast Stalker, Exiled), Simon Yam (Election, Vengeance), Mark Cheng DVD Region: Region 0 (Free) Languages: Cantonese, Mandarin Subtitles: English, Traditional Chinese, Simplified Chinese DVD Audio: Dolby Digital 5.1 Running Time: 93 minutes Format: NTSC (Please ensure your BD player is compatible) Distributed By: PanoramaAn original vintage magazine ad print from the year published. Print ads make unique gift items that can be framed as artwork. Shipped flat un-framed in plastic sleeve with backing board.

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